Let’s talk about unruly offspring, people.
TikTok sensation Astrology Bro has taken to the platform to reveal his picks for the zodiac’s top problem children, cheaters, wretched kidnappers and hideous babies.
Read on to learn more.
Astrology Bro puts the cardinal fire of Aries at the top of his list of bearers of holy terror.
He explains, “They are so spontaneous and sensitive and impressionable and so direct.”
Aries of all ages are notorious for poor impulse control, and in the form of a child, these effects are amplified.
“When they feel something, they tend not to keep it inside. They air it. There will be tantrums, there will be outbursts… Especially when things aren’t going their way, when they’re told they’re wrong, or when people don’t see their point of view. They will fly off the handle.”
Taurus takes second place to the cheeky little ones. Rulers of the second house of values and possessions, Taurus babies are similar to Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, with two speeds: “mine” and “more”.
Astro Bro explains: “Taurus teenagers are stubborn. They are arranged. They are very focused on what they want. They have strong desires. They want things. They’re mad at you when they don’t understand them.”
Parents of Taurus children are responsible for instilling a healthy value system in their offspring as unchecked, Taurus children can easily become Taurus tyrants as adults.
For evidence I bring you the evil bulls Pol Pot, Adolf Hitler, Vladimir Lenin, Sadaam Hussein and Jim ‘drinking the Kool-Aid’ Jones.
Sagittarius is the sign of freedom, philosophy and expansion. When tapped into a small person or a hormonal teenager, this energy can be exhausting to deal with and impossible to parent.
Astro Bro elaborates, “When Sagittarius kids and teens are having a good time and at their best, they can light up a room. They are very warm, but they are very independent. They have very strong ideas about what they want and where they want to go. They do not respond well to rules or restrictions, boundaries or curfews. They will try to break them.”
Archers of all ages have a complex relationship with the rules. The bottom line is that they refuse to obey them or believe they apply to them, an arrogance that escalates with age.
Astrology Bro calls it a connection between the fixed water of Scorpio and the changing tides of Pisces.
He shares, “Especially in the middle teenage years, middle school and high school, these signs are going to be so weird. There are so many they are simmering with. With Scorpio, there will always be an intensity and their deep inner nature can be frightening to them and their parents.”
Deeply perceptive, Piscean teens struggle with the coming-of-age saga of figuring out who they are, where they belong, and who they can trust. Limits are a lifelong challenge for Pisces people, and as they grow older, they are keen to test their limits and their parents’ patience.
“Until they figure themselves out, they don’t feel comfortable and sometimes that manifests as rebellion against family and against expectations and norms.”
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